Bing Crosby Version:
Bing Crosby Version:
“I~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I. Don’t want a lot for Christmas.” *struggles to change the radio dial amid gridlocked holiday traffic* “There’s just one thing I need” *hurry up with my damn latte! I think I’m going to die. Why the hell is Starbucks playing Christmas music in mid-October?* “I don’t care about the presents” *internal Elaine monologue ‘I think I’m going to die in this department store. Ma’am, why must you spray the perfume so close to my face. I can’t breathe! What if the earth begins to shake and we’re stuck in here forever underneath mannequins and holiday shoppers and that damn Mariah Carey song stuck on repeat?’* “Underneath the Christmas tree” “No” *raising a strict finger to students who should be studying in the back* “Not before Thanksgiving.” “I just want you for my own/ More than you could ever know.” Every year, Christmas music gets earlier and earlier. “Make my dreams come true.” Corporate America wants to put us in credit card debt. “All I want for Christmas” Call me Scrooge, but I’d like to go back to childhood when Christmases were magical. “Is” If only we could go back in time to say, 199~ “You~~~~~~~~~” That’s it! 1992! before this song ruled the world.
| Meme from last year |
ALL THE LIGHTS ARE SHINING EVERYWHERE. Two Christmases ago, Stephen Christian recorded his daughter’s favorite Christmas song, releasing it as an Anchor & Braille song. All of those emotions listed above are my feelings about Mariah Carey’s 1994 hit, “21st Century ‘White Christmas.’” “All I Want for Christmas Is You” may be overplayed, overrated, and more contagious than the Omicron variant and extremely meme-able. We can wear our earplugs into stores, and we can blast the latest Taylor Swift or Adele albums in our noise-canceling AirPods Pro, but the infection rate is close to 100% that you will have this song stuck in your head at some point during the holiday season. I was stricken by the bug today when I turned on A Very Tooth & Nail Christmas on Apple Music. Try as I might, Mae‘s “Carol of the Bells” or Copeland‘s “Do You Hear What I Hear?” and not even Anberlin’s “Baby Please Come Home” stuck in my head as I stepped out for lunch this afternoon. It’s the Christmas season, so I wondered how this song would fit into my playlist this year? I wondered how Christmas music would fit in or if it would, this year. I thought about how un-Christmasy this year feels. And then it struck. The ear virus didn’t come in the form of Michael Bublè, Ariana Grande, or Justin Bieber (thank God!). It didn’t come in the hilarious mashup of the isolated vocals of Radiohead’s “Creep” surrounded by the festive sleigh bells and outrageous piano and backup singers of “All I Want for Christmas Is You.” It wasn’t the pretty-good-but-not-great House of Heroes cover. It didn’t come by seeing a meme about the song. Instead, it came from one of my favorite singers doing a slowed-down rendition, taking the energy of Carey down to be a Christmas song for the exhausted rest of us.
Anchor & Braille version:
“My Favorite Things” inadvertently became a holiday classic when Julie Andrews sang the Richard Rodgers and Oscar Hammerstein II song in a holiday special four years before the theatrical release of The Sound of Music. The song has been covered for various holiday albums from Tony Bennett to Kelly Clarkson. Radio DJ Bob Rivers adapted the song in the style of AC/DC for the holiday parody “Jingle Hells Bells” and Family Force 5 included “My Favorite Things” on their Christmas Pageant record. Of course, there was the interpolation for Ariana Grande‘s hit “7 Rings,” for which the singer had to pay Rodgers and Hammerstein 80% of the song’s royalties.
Family Force 5 version:
“7 Rings”:
This year, Mariah Carey lost the right to trademark the name “The Queen of Christmas.” Singer-Songwriter Elizabeth Chan filed an opposition when Carey applied for the trademark. Chan writes Christmas songs year-round and thought that Carey’s claiming of the title was unfair to give to one person. David Letterman declared Darlene Love “The Queen of Christmas” a year before Carey’s “All I Want for Christmas Is You” was released.
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas today. The first snow of the season fell in the city where I live, though it fell the first weekend of the month when I was up in Seoul. Starting at 7 a.m. and continuing until about 11, thick flakes descended covering the ground, making the morning commute a little more perilous than the usual idiots, though my carpool driver is skilled in New England winter driving. School started a little late with some traffic preventing the buses from being on time, and when they got in, the students played in the snow, coming late to class–good for them!
“Wonderful Christmastime” was rated as the worst Christmas song by Ultimate Classic Rock. Recorded when 37-year-old rock legend Paul McCartney was recording his polarizing second solo record, just before the disbanding of his second band, Wings, McCartney II was a synth-pop, new wave record in a time when former Beatles fans were yelling, “stick to the classics.” Recently, critics have come to understand and even praise McCartney II for its pioneering in electronic music. The intentionally simple lyrics help to draw attention to the synths and the overall Christmasy atmosphere of the song.
Performance on Saturday Night Live:
Pentatonix:
Check out the original with annotations
“In the Bleak Midwinter” is another Christmas Hymn that I like particularly because of how infrequently we hear it. The lyrics were penned by Victorian poet Christina Rossetti and published with the title “A Christmas Carol” in the January 1872 issue of Scribner Monthly and later compiled with other poems in Goblin Market, The Prince’s Progress and Other Poems.
IF I WERE A WISEMAN, I WOULD DO MY PART. Christina Rossetti was a devout Catholic living in Protestant England. “In the Bleak Midwinter” shows Rossetti’s style of vivid description of scene and sentimental religious feelings. In fact, the lyrics of “In the Bleak Midwinter” touch on a more personal note than other impersonal Christmas hymns as the speaker in the hymn, and us when we sing the hymn, makes a commitment to give the babe in straw her heart. The poem was later set to music and there are two popular versions. Harold Drake composed music for the hymn to be sung by a choir, as did Gustav Holst, who penned the most popular version of the hymn. Unlike Rossetti, the faith of composer Gustav Holst, on the other hand, was not as straightforward. He was a veracious reader and many of his compositions were inspired by Victorian writers. Part of his inspiration for this version was the church in Cranham, which he titled the piece that took the resemblance to a Christian hymn.
WHAT CAN I GIVE HIM? Today’s version of “In the Bleak Midwinter” is performed by Paul Colman Trio. I chose this version because it’s the first time I remember hearing it. Although it is in the Seventh-day Adventist hymnal, I don’t remember singing it in church. My first experience with the song is on the City on a Hill Christmas compilation album It’s Christmas Time. This was the third project from the Essential Records collective of acoustic, poetic Contemporary Christian artists such as Jars of Clay, Sixpence None the Richer, Caedmon’s Call, Third Day, and Jennifer Knapp. Hailing from Australia, Paul Coleman and his band got a slot on the record as they had several number one hits from their breakthrough album, Turn, and a Grammy nomination in the Gospel category. The piece was also an exercise in my classical guitar method I studied, but what solidifies this song as one of my favorites was when Paper Route included the hymn on their digital holiday EP, Thank God the Year Is Finally Over. There are so many myths about Christmas reinforced through song because northern Europeans blended local religions with medieval Christianity. Christ, if he were born as the Bible tells us, probably wasn’t born on Christmas day and there definitely wasn’t “snow on snow.” But the liturgy of seasons changing and celebrating holidays during the dark and depressing winter months can give us hope when we need it the most. I think that’s why Paper Route included the track on Thank God. And as things look pretty bleak this time of year–finances, deaths, uncertainty–we know that spring will eventually lift us out of the depression.
Paul Colman Trio version:
Paper Route version:
Tenebrae version:
I’m at the time of year when I start assessing my new year’s goals. And I got to an existential crisis for the blog. I wondered what I’ve achieved with it other than keeping it going. Sure, there have been improvements in font, links, story, and research, but I thought about if a daily post is really sustainable in the coming year. I’m mulling a few ideas over. I’m considering changing the focus of the blog.
YOU CAN ALWAYS COME HOME. I thought about all the things the blog is, but I thought it was actually more helpful to think about what it is not. First, it’s not a reputable music blog. The amount of time I have and my lack of formal music writing training and lack of connections in the music business make this a purely fan blog as I report about my daily obsessions and Wikipedia reading. Second, it isn’t a novel or even a memoir. I shot down that ideas last year after experimenting with the idea, in favor of the story of the song, but I think that may have been the direction I should have gone. I often think of the “song a day” format as a lesson plan–the amount of information I give my students about something before I have them go experience it for themselves. But I didn’t want to turn this into an ESL blog. So what has this blog become? I’m telling the same stories over and over again, adding more information, but there’s only so much time in the day. I considered ending it this afternoon when I had chosen Tyler Burkum‘s “Hummingbird” as the song of the day, but the lyrics weren’t on Genius and I was racking my brain how to retell the same stories about the former Audio Adrenaline, Leagues, Mat Kearney, and current NEEDTOBREATHE guitarist. But walking home in the cold sparked a few new ideas.
YOU HAVE A QUIET WISDOM. I thought of my writing as my child. I don’t think I’ll have children of my own, something that I’ve come to realize. And realizing that I have to leave something behind. I feel compelled to do something so that my life isn’t just like brushing shellac onto a wood chair that someday rots and no one remembers the chair. Everything I’ve written remains in fragments. I’d like to believe that one day before my death, as part of “getting my affairs in order,” I will compile everything I’ve written and somehow I can write a connecting story and produce something like Proust’s In Search of Lost Time. So what then is my blog but recommending to others my taste in music. How is that valuable? What my blog is really is an experiment. It’s playtime to practice skills of writing, designing, filming–whatever I want it to be. I want to create something beyond literature, something beyond social media, beyond a musical playlist. I want to create a mixed-media novel/movie/drama for my ADHD generation and the even more ADHD generations coming up. So, I will be pushing myself to be open to new possibilities.
This week, Copeland announced that they would be touring to celebrate the twentieth anniversary for their debut record, Beneath Medicine Tree. Copeland’s sound has changed a lot from the indie nineties-rock inspired band to digging deeper music school band mates (particularly frontman Aaron Marsh‘s) classical, jazz, and broadway influences. Before all of that, though, we have a song cycle about a young man affected by his grandmother’s death, pinning over a girlfriend–Paula–even named on the record. Some consider Beneath Medicine Tree an indie classic, while others consider it an immature effort for a band with much greater potential.